Park Like a Butthead: Business Costco Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
10/29/2018 at 09:16 • Filed to: None

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I mean, who does that?


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 09:25

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A lot of idiots, sadly.

But hey, his phone number is on the truck- give him a call! At 2 am. And 230 am. And 3 am...


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 09:26

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Old people


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 09:27

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Looks like they posted their phone number, so we should all call to ask and find out.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 09:27

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How do you screw up parking at a Costco with their wide comfort parking.

A 7yr old could fling the door of a 1974 Oldsmobile 98 open and not have a chance of hitting anything.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 09:35

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Damn, he dun fucked that Camera there. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 10:04

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Who parked first. If it was the Camry the Funk that dude in the Chevy. If t was the Camry then good on him for parking normal dispite the trucks terrible parking.

Let’s be honest we know it the truck parked second 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 10:10

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This is normal parking around here.

I’m honestly more surprised if I see someone parked within the lines these days. I’m absolutely floored when they take the time to back up and make sure they’re straight!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/29/2018 at 10:12

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It would have been pretty tough for the Camry to get in there if the truck was first. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 10:55

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Look how close the Camry is to the car to the right.  I think the Camry done sent it!


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 11:04

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So now you know why they are selling the truck!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > shop-teacher
10/29/2018 at 11:21

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Ha! It does look close on that side. 

If he did, I hope he flung the door open hard when he got out!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 11:37

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Legally, what are the Camry driver’s options here? This is considered private property, right? So would the police have any power here? I doubt Costco would have any incentive to have it towed away...


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Urambo Tauro
10/29/2018 at 11:45

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Either option would infringe upon the rights of the pickup truck driver to be a butthole.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 11:48

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Me too!


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 11:53

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Everyone looking at the douchebag parking... and I’m here staring at the busted suspension on the rear passenger side.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 12:02

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I texted him a bit.ly link to this post.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 12:02

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Would likely bend the door edge on the Camry if he did so. (Experience, sadly, but it was a rental...)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arrivederci
10/29/2018 at 12:03

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I texted him a bit.ly link to the post above.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 12:07

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Yeah, I admit to having done that many years ago when I was driving beaters, but that Camry is too new to do that.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 12:07

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hahaha


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 12:08

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I haven’t gotten a reply. I suspect the guy is mystified.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 12:10

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Well, I personally wouldn’t click a link from a strange number, so he probably deleted it.  Worth a shot though! 


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > 404 - User No Longer Available
10/29/2018 at 13:03

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I’m not seeing it.  What are you seeing?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
10/29/2018 at 13:11

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Except that I began it with “Your truck for sale?”

I bet he clicked.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > BigBlock440
10/29/2018 at 13:19

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Look at the wear of the rear passenger side tire. Right in the middle of the tread. Either an overinflated tire or something wonky with the suspension.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > 404 - User No Longer Available
10/29/2018 at 13:49

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one-wheel peels.  It’s a straight axle, so you’re not likely to get uneven tire wear like that unless something’s bent.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > BigBlock440
10/29/2018 at 14:45

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You’d thing the guy would rectify that with the “For Sale” sign...


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 14:52

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That’s awesome!

If he reads this comment :

Hey guy - don’t park like a jackass.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > 404 - User No Longer Available
10/29/2018 at 15:43

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You’d also think they could park between the lines too, but [shrug]


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 16:03

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Someone who wants all of their valve stem cores removed.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/29/2018 at 16:05

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Interesting idea, but a bit time consuming and noisy. I texted the guy a link to my post, but he hasn’t responded.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/29/2018 at 16:13

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Takes about 30 seconds. I don’t think anyone would care. Tape them to the windshield with a note that says “ found these on the ground made to your wheels”

Oh man I hope he texts back!